Category: Joke Board
15> iBank app tracks how many organs you'll need to sell
to pay off the cost of it.
14> Keeps popping up messages give you the address of someone
named Sara Conners.
13> Reassurance Generator application continually reminds you
that you are indeed smarter *and* cooler than a Windows user.
12> Continuous GPS monitoring of Paris Hilton.
11> When the new iPhone model comes out in six months, you
can put this one under the short leg of a table to make
it perfectly level.
10> Renders certain other hand-held devices inoperable with
"Blackberry Jam" feature.
9> Flipped upside down, it doubles as a Fleshlight.
8> Plus: Beatles ringtones put money in Paul McCartney's pocket.
Minus: Beatles ringtones put money in Yoko Ono's pocket.
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eadsy toi usre.
6> Comes pre-loaded with naked pictures of Peter Jackson, Kevin
Smith and the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
5> iEyeMe feature provides a separate hand-held mirror so you
can admire yourself using your iPhone, you groovy geek, you!
4> Everyone invited to come to Steve Jobs' compound for free
Kool-Aid. Or else.
3> For some reason, calls made with the new iVideoPhone feature
always show a close-up of the calling party's inner ear.
2> Comes with a trophy stand so it'll look great next to your CB
radio, quadrophonic 8-track and laser disc player next year.
and the Number 1 Surprise Feature of the iPhone...
1> Automatically dials 911 whenever those mean PC bullies
kick your dweeby ass.
love number 12 about Paris Hilton, seeing as I can't stand her lol
Roflmao becky! Number one is the best.