top 15 surprise features of the new iPhone (part 1)

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 02-Jul-2007 18:15:21

15> iBank app tracks how many organs you'll need to sell
to pay off the cost of it.

14> Keeps popping up messages give you the address of someone
named Sara Conners.

13> Reassurance Generator application continually reminds you
that you are indeed smarter *and* cooler than a Windows user.

12> Continuous GPS monitoring of Paris Hilton.

11> When the new iPhone model comes out in six months, you
can put this one under the short leg of a table to make
it perfectly level.

10> Renders certain other hand-held devices inoperable with
"Blackberry Jam" feature.

9> Flipped upside down, it doubles as a Fleshlight.

8> Plus: Beatles ringtones put money in Paul McCartney's pocket.
Minus: Beatles ringtones put money in Yoko Ono's pocket.

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6> Comes pre-loaded with naked pictures of Peter Jackson, Kevin
Smith and the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

5> iEyeMe feature provides a separate hand-held mirror so you
can admire yourself using your iPhone, you groovy geek, you!

4> Everyone invited to come to Steve Jobs' compound for free
Kool-Aid. Or else.

3> For some reason, calls made with the new iVideoPhone feature
always show a close-up of the calling party's inner ear.

2> Comes with a trophy stand so it'll look great next to your CB
radio, quadrophonic 8-track and laser disc player next year.


and the Number 1 Surprise Feature of the iPhone...


1> Automatically dials 911 whenever those mean PC bullies
kick your dweeby ass.

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 8:15:18

love number 12 about Paris Hilton, seeing as I can't stand her lol

Post 3 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 23:07:26

Roflmao becky! Number one is the best.